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About Me Premium Member Pornographic Connoisseur lapiislazullii18/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Fairchild

Fri Oct 2, 2009, 8:38 AM
no more letters. wow.

Life is not a bitch, it's is a beautiful woman. You just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy.

Keep on keepin' on.


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  • Interests: painting, baking, cooking, reading, writing, sleeping
  • Favourite movie: wes anderson, mel brooks, quentin tarantino (for the most part)
  • Favourite band or musician: king of carrot flowers pt. 1...look into it.
  • Favourite style of art: body art
  • Shell of choice: El Zoido, here to spoil your drinking water!
  • Skin of choice: mine
  • Favourite cartoon character: dr. zoidberg
  • Personal Quote: tastes like candy and kicks like Optimus Prime!

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Comments


:iconjtbentley:
Boo!

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Reading this will cause lung cancer
:iconlapiislazullii:
EEK!

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I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
This isn't even a real bow-tie.
♠♥♣♦

EYE PENETRATION: you lose an eye, but you gain a cock.
:iconjtbentley:
Smeh?

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Reading this will cause lung cancer
:iconlapiislazullii:
BRRRRRRAP!

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I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
This isn't even a real bow-tie.
♠♥♣♦

EYE PENETRATION: you lose an eye, but you gain a cock.
:iconjtbentley:
I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

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Reading this will cause lung cancer
:iconlapiislazullii:
FU

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I'm a fraud. A poor, lazy, sexy fraud.
This isn't even a real bow-tie.
♠♥♣♦

EYE PENETRATION: you lose an eye, but you gain a cock.

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